Christmas jokes to read out loud
Clean Christmas jokes, riddles and knock-knocks for kids, all of them new and written by hand. Tap the card, guess, then flip it.
A joke to start
Why did the snowman keep a map in his pocket?
So he would never drift off.
Pick a pile
- Christmas jokes for kids40 jokesWhy did the snowman keep a map in his pocket?
- Knock-knock jokes16 knock-knock jokesKnock, knock. Igloo.
- Riddles with answers26 riddles, easy to hardI have a thumb but no fingers. What am I?
- Lunchbox joke cards24 cards to printWhy did the sandwich wear a scarf?
- A joke a day for Advent24 doors and Christmas DayWhy did the Advent calendar get a perfect report card?
- Cracker jokes for the table24 groaners to printWhat does a fish sing at Christmas?
- Would you rather30 questions, with movesWould you rather be stuck inside a snow globe?
- Silly songs to sing3 songs to old tunes"Giggle bells, giggle bells, giggle all the way!"
How families use them
At the table. One person reads the question, everyone guesses, the reader flips the card. Little ones love the knock-knocks because they get to say the second line.
In the lunchbox. Print the lunchbox cards, cut on the lines, and tuck one in each day. Half are jokes, half are short notes from you.
Every day of Advent. The Advent joke calendar opens one door a day from December 1, and prints as strips for a paper chain or a homemade calendar.
In class. Teachers can put Would You Rather on the big screen; every answer comes with a move, so it works as a brain break.
When the jokes run out, there is a whole Christmas street to walk down.
Snowglobe Lane is a whole Christmas street you can walk down online: Advent windows to light, carols to sing, a kitchen with cookies to bake, a workshop with things to color and print, and a quiet chapel at the end of the lane.