Advent joke calendar
One new Christmas joke for each day from December 1 to December 24, and a door for Christmas Day. A door opens each morning; tap it for the answer. To fill your own Advent calendar, download the strips: one joke per strip, the answer printed upside down so nobody peeks. The first door opens on December 1.
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1
Why did the Advent calendar get a perfect report card?
It never skipped a day.
Opens December 1
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2
What did December say to November?
"Thanks for the leftovers. I'll take it from here."
Opens December 2
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3
What do you call a snowman who loves to sing?
A snow-prano.
Opens December 3
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4
Knock, knock. Who's there? Juno. Juno who?
Juno what month it is? December!
Opens December 4
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5
Why did the snowplow have so many friends?
It always cleared the way.
Opens December 5
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6
What's a polar bear's favorite game?
Ice spy.
Opens December 6
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7
What do you call hot cocoa that tells jokes?
A cocoa-median.
Opens December 7
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8
Why did the candle go to school?
To get a little brighter.
Opens December 8
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9
What's a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
Orna-mints.
Opens December 9
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10
Why do snowmen make such good friends?
They are always ready to chill.
Opens December 10
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11
Where do snowflakes go dancing?
At the snowball.
Opens December 11
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12
What's a snowman's favorite button?
The snooze button.
Opens December 12
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13
Why don't snowmen eat carrots for lunch?
It feels like eating their own nose.
Opens December 13
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14
What kind of ball never bounces?
A snowball.
Opens December 14
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15
Why did the girl sleep under the Christmas tree?
She wanted to be a light sleeper.
Opens December 15
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16
How do Christmas trees get on the internet?
They log in.
Opens December 16
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17
What did the bell say when it fell in the bath?
"I'm wringing wet!"
Opens December 17
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18
What does a snowman have for dessert?
Snow cones.
Opens December 18
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19
What does a snowman wear on his head?
An ice cap.
Opens December 19
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20
What do you call a cat at the top of the Christmas tree?
Trouble.
Opens December 20
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21
Why was the little star so excited?
It finally made it to the top of the tree.
Opens December 21
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22
What did the wrapping paper say on Christmas morning?
"Well, that was fast."
Opens December 22
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23
Why was the gingerbread man so tired?
He had been running all day.
Opens December 23
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24
Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur any presents left to wrap? It's Christmas Eve!
Opens December 24
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25
Luke 2:10-11The angel said to them, “Don’t be afraid, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy which will be to all the people. For there is born to you today, in David’s city, a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.
Opens on Christmas morning
Light a window each evening of Advent, too
Snowglobe Lane is a whole Christmas street you can walk down online: Advent windows to light, carols to sing, a kitchen with cookies to bake, a workshop with things to color and print, and a quiet chapel at the end of the lane.