Christmas lunchbox jokes to print
Here are 24 Christmas lunchbox cards, ready to print: 12 jokes with the answer on the card, and 12 short notes with a line to sign. The PDF is three US Letter pages, eight cards to a page. Print, cut on the dashed lines, tuck one in each day.
The jokes
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Why did the sandwich wear a scarf?
It was a cold cut.
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What does a snowman put on his hot dog?
Chilly.
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What does a polar bear pack for lunch?
A brrr-ito.
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Why was the carrot so proud?
It got picked to be a snowman's nose.
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What do penguins have for lunch?
Ice-burgers.
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What did the cookie say to the milk?
"I'd be crumbs without you."
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What's the best thing to put in a Christmas pie?
Your fork.
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Why did the cupcake wear a sweater?
It heard there would be frosting.
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What's a snowman's favorite snack?
Snow peas.
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How does a snowman keep his lunch cold?
He holds it.
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Why did the apple go out in the snow?
To get a little more crisp.
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What's the most popular lunch on December 26?
Leftovers.
The notes
For the days when a hug fits better than a joke. Each card in the PDF has a line under it for your name.
I love you snow much.
Have an ice day!
You're tree-mendous.
You make my heart jingle.
Hope today is merry and bright.
Sending you a hug as warm as cocoa.
You're sweeter than a candy cane.
Snow matter what, I'm proud of you.
Yule always be my favorite.
Fir-ever proud of you.
There's snow one like you.
You sleigh me.
Print the set once and you have a card for every school day in December, with spares for Grandma's purse.
For after school: a whole Christmas street to explore together
Snowglobe Lane is a whole Christmas street you can walk down online: Advent windows to light, carols to sing, a kitchen with cookies to bake, a workshop with things to color and print, and a quiet chapel at the end of the lane.