Christmas knock-knock jokes
Here are 16 Christmas knock-knock jokes, all new. They are the best first jokes for toddlers and preschoolers, because the child gets a line to say ("Who's there?") and the punchline is just a word said a funny way. Take turns being the one at the door.
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Fir.Fir who?
Fir the last time, it's me! Open up!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Frost.Frost who?
Frost things first: let me in, it's snowing!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Carol.Carol who?
Carol-ful, the steps are icy!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Candy.Candy who?
Candy door open any faster? My toes are cold!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Noel.Noel who?
Noel-bows on the table, it's Christmas dinner!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Yule.Yule who?
Yule never guess, so you'd better open the door.
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Igloo.Igloo who?
Igloo-ed my mitten to your door handle. Help!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Scarf.Scarf who?
Scarf-ed down all the cookies. Sorry!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Advent.Advent who?
Advent-ure is out here in the snow. Come and play!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Tree.Tree who?
Tree times I've knocked! Open up!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Dewey.Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait until morning to open presents?
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Kenya.Kenya who?
Kenya pass the cookies, please?
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Mistletoe.Mistletoe who?
Mistletoe-tally forgot my key!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Snow.Snow who?
Snow-body's home? But I brought cookies!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Holly.Holly who?
Holly-days are here! Open up!
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Knock, knock.Who's there?Icy.Icy who?
Icy you peeking through the window!
The trick to a good knock-knock: say the name slowly, then say the answer fast, so the name turns into the first word of a sentence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A whole Christmas street.
Snowglobe Lane is a whole Christmas street you can walk down online: Advent windows to light, carols to sing, a kitchen with cookies to bake, a workshop with things to color and print, and a quiet chapel at the end of the lane.